The Europeian Republic of Neo Beaverland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emilinko with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.192 billion Neo Beaverlandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castorville. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Beaverlandian economy, worth 330 trillion beaver dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,583 beaver dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Beaverland's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo Beaverland is ranked 143,601^st in the world and 255^th in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 3.19 billion capita.